Every time Mom takes her eyes off me for 2 seconds, the house gets eerily quiet and I disappear. Only to be found under her sink in the bathroom with the make-up basket. Mom says she has been meaning to put the child proof things on there and just hasn't gotten around to it. I have now destroyed about 75 dollars worth of lipstick, eyeshadow and powder. Maybe she will get around to those locks before I poke my eye out with a mascara wand.....who knows how much that will cost!
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